so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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