He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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