he wants to bone in the snuggie
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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