Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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