No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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