glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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