Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
