you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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