Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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