i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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