Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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