i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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