And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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