I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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