we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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