she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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