How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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