Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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