is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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