Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Farmville is her only friend.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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