kristin has been a bad kristin
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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