nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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