I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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