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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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