You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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