I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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