ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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