Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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