i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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