Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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