is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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