I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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