did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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