You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
