you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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