dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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