Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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