sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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