Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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