i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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