I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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