okay pat passed out under dana's car
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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