I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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