As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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