Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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