are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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