I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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