He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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