Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
