; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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