Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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