last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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