So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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