ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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