Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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