I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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