Me. At least after what I've been through.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Are my feet made of real feet?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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