i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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