I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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