Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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