the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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