He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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