Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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